Jeff is no stranger to the road, having been conceived in the back of a Plymouth voyager on an ill-fated night 22 years nigh. In the time since, Jeff has worked diligently at creating a pan-american response to the tap dancing deficit in Albany, NY as well as acting as co-President and founder of the Noss/Barnet foundation for under/over priviledged youth and their transportation around the country in order to expand their starry-eyed horizons. Among other academic and intellectual pursuits, Barnet enjoys hunting for sport, canned shootings, the Committee on Academic ethics, cheating on exams, gambling, attending Gambler's Anonymous, and is a member of both the Pro-life Advocates Society as well as People for Capital Punishment.

John Davies Noss, or Dink for short, is a full-time employee of Harvard University, working as a Computing UA (User and Abuser) as well as programming unnecessary and meaningless company websites for his own masterbatory experience (although it should be noted that there are no documented cases of John actually masterbating). John also happens to be a current co-President of the Noss/Barnet foundation, despite the scandals of 2005, the other scandals of 2003-4, and most notably the Millstein scandal on the night of December 2nd, 2003 (I heard what you guys were up to next door!). In his spare time, John enjoys using the john, pinching things on or off, worshipping Shiva and/or Christ (depending on what day of the week it is), as well as maintaining his award-winning doll collection.

Currently, Barnet and Noss have taken a pet project under their collectively large and good-looking wing: the transport of a small, Aryan German boy and a frightened, meek vegetarian Jew - two seemingly incompatible car-, suitey-, blockey-, sleepey-, bunky-, and road-trippy-mates - to their respective homelands so that they might see each other's origins/feeding grounds and better understand one another. This is all in an attempt to cease the incessant violence that only a German Aryan and an overzealous Jew can do to one another.

We appreciate any monetary support during this venture. Please, think of the children. And while you are at it, please think of the kittens. . .

This just in: NEW MEMBER!!!!

there's something about marion:

Marion is a blockeymate. o is she ever. let me tell you....
anywho.

Marion Reid Blade of Grass Holmes was recently honored with the first pembroke welsh no tail corgi fellowship for her pioneering work in the field of shake one's booty like one means it-ology. This prestigious fellowship has granted her the opportunity to accompany the noss/barnet springrelated driving excursion. she is enthused as is her well-shaken boo-tay.

Marion is left-handed. But she m***********s primarily with her right hand.
Marion grew up in a cave/wellesley, ma. she is often disturbed by the banter which goes back and forth between noss and barnet, but she just squirms uncontortably and/or uncomfortably and smiles. eep.

Marion has plans to take over the.....i mean....nevermind. ive said too much!!!!!
that is all.

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