Dear Sir or Madam -

Every year, the Noss/Barnet Foundation for Cross-Country Driving gets many
requests to visit their homes and grace the families therein with our
presence. Unfortunately, this year we are not able to accomadate your
request due to time/space constraints in our otherwise full itinerary.
We do hope you will apply again in the future for a Noss/Barnet
visitation, and in the meantime wish you a splendid spring break and/or
Merry Christmas, dependant on when this correspondance reaches you.

With sincerest regards and highest incredulity -

Jeffrey Adam Bartholomew Zanzibar Christiansen Nymphobilbo Barnet
Co-President and founder
The Noss/Barnet Company
Route 66

PS- if you're looking for a link back up to johnnoss.com, it's simply here for the time being.